If I followed you home, would you keep me?

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Is your last name Campbell? Cause you’re mm mm good!

27

I won’t give you a pick-up line, if you let me buy you a drink.

28

Wanna ring in the new year with a bang?

40

I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.

42

I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, would you like to?

32

Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

26

Let’s make like a fabric softener and snuggle!

26

I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you!

25

Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie about that part?

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Do you have any sunscreen? Cause you are burning me up!

27

If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery. I would chose winning the lottery. But it would be close. Real close.

27

Here is the key to my house, my car and my heart.

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I don’t know you, but I think I love you already.

34

This isn’t a beer belly, It’s a fuel tank for a love machine.

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Hey baby, you’ve got something on your butt – my eyes!

33

I can’t believe I’ve been hear the entire evening with all these beautiful people and the moment I find ‘The One’, all I have time to say is “good bye”.

33

You’re so hot, I bet you could light a candle at 10 paces.

27

Excuse me, I’d like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.

28

You are a 9. You’d be a perfect 10 if you were with me.

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