Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone.
Oh Really. What is that?
Its just that…your numbers not in it.

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You’re so pretty you made me forget my pick up line.

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Kissing is a language of love, so how about a conversation?

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If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.

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What are you doing for the rest of your life? Because I want to spend it with you.

14

Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you.

13

I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.

12

I know somebody who likes you but if I weren’t so shy, I’d tell you who.

12

I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

12

It’s not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me!

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