The sun isn’t the only thing that rises in the morning.
Boy:Do you have a cell phone? Girl: Yes,why Boy: because I want to cell you
Do you wash your clothes with Windex? Because I see mm used in your clothes tonight
Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I’m around you.
Are you on a low budget? Cause i’m free!
What has four legs and doesn’t have the most beautiful girl on it? My bed. Want to fix that?
What’s your favourite number? Mine’s yours.
Are u a sea lion? Because I want to sea u lion in my bed later!
Cum sit on my face and I’ll eat my way to your heart
Are you made out of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!