Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I’m around you.

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Are you on a low budget? Cause i’m free!

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What has four legs and doesn’t have the most beautiful girl on it? My bed. Want to fix that?

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What’s your favourite number? Mine’s yours.

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Are u a sea lion? Because I want to sea u lion in my bed later!

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Cum sit on my face and I’ll eat my way to your heart

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Are you made out of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!

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You Sexy, You Fine. I Really Wanna Make You Mine.

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Baby, my house is the bowling alley + you’re the bowling ball: picked up, fingered, thrown down, and keep coming back for more.

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You Say: I’m jealous of your dress. She says “Why?” You say: Because it’s touching your body, and I’m not.

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