The sun isn’t the only thing that rises in the morning.

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Boy:Do you have a cell phone? Girl: Yes,why Boy: because I want to cell you

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Do you wash your clothes with Windex? Because I see mm used in your clothes tonight

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Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I’m around you.

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Are you on a low budget? Cause i’m free!

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What has four legs and doesn’t have the most beautiful girl on it? My bed. Want to fix that?

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What’s your favourite number? Mine’s yours.

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Are u a sea lion? Because I want to sea u lion in my bed later!

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Cum sit on my face and I’ll eat my way to your heart

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Are you made out of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!

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