The sun isn’t the only thing that rises in the morning.

150

Boy:Do you have a cell phone? Girl: Yes,why Boy: because I want to cell you

197

Do you wash your clothes with Windex? Because I see mm used in your clothes tonight

239

Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I’m around you.

304

Are you on a low budget? Cause i’m free!

463

What has four legs and doesn’t have the most beautiful girl on it? My bed. Want to fix that?

868

What’s your favourite number? Mine’s yours.

256

Are u a sea lion? Because I want to sea u lion in my bed later!

605

Cum sit on my face and I’ll eat my way to your heart

535

Are you made out of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!

419

You Sexy, You Fine. I Really Wanna Make You Mine.

391

Baby, my house is the bowling alley + you’re the bowling ball: picked up, fingered, thrown down, and keep coming back for more.

615

You Say: I’m jealous of your dress. She says “Why?” You say: Because it’s touching your body, and I’m not.

536

You should join the circus.(Why?) So you can learn to juggle my balls all day.

347

There’s a treasure chest and the lock is your number. (Insert number) thanks, you have just unlocked my heart.

190

Are you from Korea? Because you could be my Seoul mate.

386

Your eyes are bluer than the atlantic ocean and baby, I am lost at sea.

368

I have to show you the prettiest girl I’ve ever seen. (show phone with frontcam)

325

Hey gorgeous ! I’ve just finished studying the book of numbers. But I noticed I don’t have yours.

179

Are you vaporizing from a solid state? Because you are sublime.

159