Hey gorgeous ! I’ve just finished studying the book of numbers. But I noticed I don’t have yours.

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Are you vaporizing from a solid state? Because you are sublime.

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Are you a 90 degree angle ? Cause you are looking right!

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Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

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Hi i’m a thief and i’m here to steal your heart !

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I was blinded by your beauty, so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes

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See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute

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I think I was blind before I met you. See also: Cheesy Jokes

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Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.

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Do you work at McDonalds? Cause I want u to be in my happy-meal

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