Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I’m around you.
Are you on a low budget? Cause i’m free!
What has four legs and doesn’t have the most beautiful girl on it? My bed. Want to fix that?
What’s your favourite number? Mine’s yours.
Are u a sea lion? Because I want to sea u lion in my bed later!
Cum sit on my face and I’ll eat my way to your heart
Are you made out of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!
You Sexy, You Fine. I Really Wanna Make You Mine.
Baby, my house is the bowling alley + you’re the bowling ball: picked up, fingered, thrown down, and keep coming back for more.
You Say: I’m jealous of your dress. She says “Why?” You say: Because it’s touching your body, and I’m not.