The sun isn’t the only thing that rises in the morning.

171

Boy:Do you have a cell phone? Girl: Yes,why Boy: because I want to cell you

230

Do you wash your clothes with Windex? Because I see mm used in your clothes tonight

273

Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I’m around you.

338

Are you on a low budget? Cause i’m free!

515

What has four legs and doesn’t have the most beautiful girl on it? My bed. Want to fix that?

973

What’s your favourite number? Mine’s yours.

281

Are u a sea lion? Because I want to sea u lion in my bed later!

673

Cum sit on my face and I’ll eat my way to your heart

596

Are you made out of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!

467

You Sexy, You Fine. I Really Wanna Make You Mine.

425

Baby, my house is the bowling alley + you’re the bowling ball: picked up, fingered, thrown down, and keep coming back for more.

688

You Say: I’m jealous of your dress. She says “Why?” You say: Because it’s touching your body, and I’m not.

589

You should join the circus.(Why?) So you can learn to juggle my balls all day.

394

There’s a treasure chest and the lock is your number. (Insert number) thanks, you have just unlocked my heart.

215

Are you from Korea? Because you could be my Seoul mate.

435

Your eyes are bluer than the atlantic ocean and baby, I am lost at sea.

413

I have to show you the prettiest girl I’ve ever seen. (show phone with frontcam)

353

Hey gorgeous ! I’ve just finished studying the book of numbers. But I noticed I don’t have yours.

192

Are you vaporizing from a solid state? Because you are sublime.

174