Are u a sea lion? Because I want to sea u lion in my bed later!

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Are you made out of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!

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You Sexy, You Fine. I Really Wanna Make You Mine.

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Baby, my house is the bowling alley + you’re the bowling ball: picked up, fingered, thrown down, and keep coming back for more.

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You Say: I’m jealous of your dress. She says “Why?” You say: Because it’s touching your body, and I’m not.

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You should join the circus.(Why?) So you can learn to juggle my balls all day.

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There’s a treasure chest and the lock is your number. (Insert number) thanks, you have just unlocked my heart.

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I have to show you the prettiest girl I’ve ever seen. (show phone with frontcam)

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Hey gorgeous ! I’ve just finished studying the book of numbers. But I noticed I don’t have yours.

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Are you vaporizing from a solid state? Because you are sublime.

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