Hey Girl, you look really good with chocolate running down your face. You must have kept your Lenten fast.

Hey girl, I know what you can give up for Lent: Your number. To me.

Hey girl, we’ll only be able to see each other on Sundays for the next few weeks, I’m giving up sweet things for Lent

Hey, I like your ash.

You’ve got stunning scapular-brown eyes.

Catholics don’t shake hands; Catholics gotta hug!

Are you Saint Anthony, because you found my heart?

The Bible says “give drink to those who are thirsty and feed the hungry.” What about dinner?

If I had a bead for every time I thought of you I would have a joyful mystery.

“You’ll be in my prayers tonight…” (said by a girl in the slightly suggestive way one would say “you’ll be in my dreams tonight”)