Hey Girl, you look really good with chocolate running down your face. You must have kept your Lenten fast.

Hey girl, I know what you can give up for Lent: Your number. To me.

Hey girl, we’ll only be able to see each other on Sundays for the next few weeks, I’m giving up sweet things for Lent

Hey, I like your ash.

Let’s get out of here. I know a much cozier little Catholic bookstore downtown.

You’ve got stunning scapular-brown eyes.

Did you feel what I felt when we reached into the holy water font at the same time?

Catholics don’t shake hands; Catholics gotta hug!

Are you Saint Anthony, because you found my heart?

The Bible says “give drink to those who are thirsty and feed the hungry.” What about dinner?