Hey Girl, you look really good with chocolate running down your face. You must have kept your Lenten fast.

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Hey girl, I know what you can give up for Lent: Your number. To me.

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Hey girl, we’ll only be able to see each other on Sundays for the next few weeks, I’m giving up sweet things for Lent

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Hey, I like your ash.

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You’ve got stunning scapular-brown eyes.

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Catholics don’t shake hands; Catholics gotta hug!

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Are you Saint Anthony, because you found my heart?

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The Bible says “give drink to those who are thirsty and feed the hungry.” What about dinner?

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If I had a bead for every time I thought of you I would have a joyful mystery.

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“You’ll be in my prayers tonight…” (said by a girl in the slightly suggestive way one would say “you’ll be in my dreams tonight”)

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