I’m gonna call you sugar maple tree … cause I would totally tap that.

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That’s not a gun in my pocket. That’s my own personal I.E.D. (i.e., improvised explosive device).

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Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.

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Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.

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Want to see my lumber, Jack?

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How ’bout we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?

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The way I imagine it, Huron top.

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Forget whipped cream. Try a taste of what I picked up at the Elmvale Maple Syrup Festival.

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Baby let me roll up your rim!

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Would you like sausage for breakfast?

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