Are planning to spend some time in Canada or you are Canadian or you into a Canadian partner and you wanna date them. Here is the best Canadian pick up lines that will surely help you to increase your dating by their cheesy impression.
I’m gonna call you sugar maple tree … cause I would totally tap that.
That’s not a gun in my pocket. That’s my own personal I.E.D. (i.e., improvised explosive device).
Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
Want to see my lumber, Jack?
How ’bout we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?
The way I imagine it, Huron top.
Forget whipped cream. Try a taste of what I picked up at the Elmvale Maple Syrup Festival.
Baby let me roll up your rim!
Would you like sausage for breakfast?
Have you ever slept with a Canadian? Want to?
Hi, I’m baker. Can i knead your buns?
Do you want my boston cream?
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
Are you a maple tree? Cause I’d tap that.
Your hair is shinier than freshly zambonied ice.
Baby let’s make like penguins and cuddle all winter long!
I like my ladies like I like my coffee, large double double.
Are u a beaver bc dam?
Hey, are you Canadian as well? ‘Cause I want to maple your leaf.