Enjoy an amazing collection of calculus pick up lines which is derived from math pick up lines and nerdy pick up lines.
Hello babe! I don’t like my current friend. Mind if I do a you‑substitution?
” Hello , I heard that you are good at algebra … It will replace my eX without asking Y? ”
I’m like a child , they are really long and go on forever .
I would like to be the computational tasks , because then I would be difficult and would like to do on your desktop.
I’m a math teacher because you harder than trigonometery Boy : Do you like math? Girl : No. Boy: I do not … In fact, the only number I care about is your own.
Hello babe! Let’s make our slopes zero (slope of zero means horizontal => bed)
I’m overheating babe because you’re stuck in my head like an infinite loop.
Sweetheart, I’ll take you to your limit if you show me your end behavior.
Sweetheart, you’re a 9.999999999…but you’d be a 10 if you were with me.
Hello baby! At absolute zero, you would still move me.
Yo , I heard you’re good at math love… Because your legs are always divided.
I’ll be the one over your cosx and baby, we can have secx!
You have nicer legs baby than an Isosceles right triangle.
Hello baby! Let’s make love like pi; irrational and never ending
I wish I was your calculus homework babe , because then I’d be hard and you’d be doing me on your desk.
I think that convex butts are ALWAYS better than concave butts baby. You look toned
I heard you’re good at algebra baby – Could you replace my X without asking Y?
Meeting you is like making a switch to polar coordinates baby: complex and imaginary things are given a magnitude and a direction.
My love for you is like a concave up function love because it is always increasing.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds babe . What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it