Calculus Pick Up Lines

I’m like a child , they are really long and go on forever .

I would like to be the computational tasks , because then I would be difficult and would like to do on your desktop.

I’m a math teacher because you harder than trigonometery Boy : Do you like math? Girl : No. Boy: I do not … In fact, the only number I care about is your own.

Hello babe! Let’s make our slopes zero (slope of zero means horizontal => bed)

I’m overheating babe because you’re stuck in my head like an infinite loop.

Sweetheart, I’ll take you to your limit if you show me your end behavior.

Sweetheart, you’re a 9.999999999…but you’d be a 10 if you were with me.

Hello baby! At absolute zero, you would still move me.

Yo , I heard you’re good at math love… Because your legs are always divided.

I’ll be the one over your cosx and baby, we can have secx!

You have nicer legs baby than an Isosceles right triangle.

Hello baby! Let’s make love like pi; irrational and never ending

I wish I was your calculus homework babe , because then I’d be hard and you’d be doing me on your desk.

I think that convex butts are ALWAYS better than concave butts baby. You look toned

I heard you’re good at algebra baby – Could you replace my X without asking Y?

Meeting you is like making a switch to polar coordinates baby: complex and imaginary things are given a magnitude and a direction.

My love for you is like a concave up function love because it is always increasing.

I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds babe . What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it

with your phone number.

Hi baby! I’m like pi babe , I’m really long and I go on forever.

Hello baby! Why can’t love be a one to one function? Then our relationship could be injective.

I’m not being obtuse baby, you are being acute

Hi baby! I wish I were your second derivative so i could fill your concavities.

Sweetheart! My love for you goes on like the number pi

I wish I was your derivative love so I could lie tangent to your curves

I wish I was your second derivative baby so I could investigate your concavities.

You’ve got more curves love than a triple integral.

I’d like to plug my solution love into your equation.

Hey babe , can i see what’s under your radical?

I heard you’re sin babe because you’re always on top when we make tangent

Hello baby! You and I add up better than a riemann sum.

Hello babe , but can I get your seven significant digits?

Girl I 1-sin(theta) you.

I memorized the first 300 digits of π baby. If you give me a chance, I bet I could memorize the first 7 digits of your phone number, too.

Meeting you is like a switch to polar coordinates love: complex and imaginary things are given a magnitude and a direction.

You + Me love = The number of sides in a Mobius Strip

The law of contrapositives says that we should use a condom babe .

I am equivalent to the Empty Set baby when you are not with me.

Why don’t we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you baby?

I heard you like math , so what’s the sum of U+Me

Our love is like dividing by zero baby…. you cannot define it

Hello baby! If I were a function you would be my asymptote – I always tend towards

Hello baby! I wish I were a problem set, because then I’d be really hard, and you’d be doing me on the desk.