Business Pick Up Lines

Want to play a little document distribution strip poker?

Your customer interface is impressive.

Your eyes are as intriguing as a good biz dev strategy.

I would like to put your consulting expertise to good use.

I would be happy to be your human resource.

Can I join you?

I’m working on a fun project and I was hoping I could rope you in.

What brings you to the event today?

Can you file a workplace safety incident report? I just fell for you.

Do you have the Wi-Fi password — because I’m feeling this connection.

Forecasting is for people who can’t live in the moment.

How about we slip out of these suits and into something a little more casual Friday?

I am feeling this burn rate in many places.

I bet it was your hotness that caused today’s mandatory fire drill.

I may not be the most handsome guy using the copier, but right now, I’m the only one making you wait for it.

If we went on a date, what do you think our profit and loss would be?

If you were Microsoft Office, I would totally Access you.

In all the power meetings I’ve ever been to, this room is one of the hottest…for real, it’s hot.

Just like your paid search campaign, you’ve made quite the impression on me.

Let’s get out from under this fluorescent lighting and find somewhere more comfortable.

Me without you is like a marketer without analytics. Lost, visionless, and confused.

Now, when you say “team building retreats,” what does that mean to you?

Realizing we’re working on a timeline, how much time do we have to get to know each other?

Sometimes you just have to ask yourself, “Am I a profit or a loss?” Now which one are you?

Who needs a financial analysis when I know exactly where to put my money.

You look like a woman in business. (Why?) Because you really know how to position yourself for me.