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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.
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You make me harder than a question on university challenge.
You make me harder than a question on university challenge.
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I’d like to explore your wooket hole.
I’d like to explore your wooket hole.
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Are you from sjeffield? bacause you’re steelin my heart.
Are you from sjeffield? bacause you’re steelin my heart.
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Can i take you up the shard?
Can i take you up the shard?
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If i said you had a beautiful body world we still both need to get embarrassingly drunk for sexual congress to happen?
If i said you had a beautiful body world we still both need to get embarrassingly drunk for sexual congress to happen?
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Did micheal fish just tell everyone there wasn’t going to be a hutticane? because i’ve just been blown away.
Did micheal fish just tell everyone there wasn’t going to be a hutticane? because i’ve just been blown away.
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Have you ever been to cockermouth? because i hear it’s one of the most oleasant market towns in cumbria.
Have you ever been to cockermouth? because i hear it’s one of the most oleasant market towns in cumbria.
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Cuppa ??
Cuppa ??
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I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.
I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.
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You smell like my mother. I like that.
You smell like my mother. I like that.
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You know what material this is? (Grab your shirt) Boyfriend material.
You know what material this is? (Grab your shirt) Boyfriend material.
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When I heard you came to town I threw my happy sock away… don’t make me buy another sock.
When I heard you came to town I threw my happy sock away… don’t make me buy another sock.
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As of now, my mother doesn’t have a Facebook account so, if we were to take this thing to the next level, you wouldn’t have to worry about rejecting her inappropriate Family Request.
As of now, my mother doesn’t have a Facebook account so, if we were to take this thing to the next level, you wouldn’t have to worry about rejecting her inappropriate Family Request.
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Can I have your number so I can phone you and apologise in the morning?
Can I have your number so I can phone you and apologise in the morning?
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Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.
Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.
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Forgive my Kirk-like boldness, but you wanna go back to my mom’s place and watch ‘Dr. Who’?
Forgive my Kirk-like boldness, but you wanna go back to my mom’s place and watch ‘Dr. Who’?
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Let’s go to my place and do the things I’ll tell everyone we did anyway.
Let’s go to my place and do the things I’ll tell everyone we did anyway.
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According to this app, only four people in the past sixteen hours have found me so tedious that they’ve unfollowed me. Just saying.
According to this app, only four people in the past sixteen hours have found me so tedious that they’ve unfollowed me. Just saying.
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If you’re going to say cheesy things, at least find new cheesy things to say.
If you’re going to say cheesy things, at least find new cheesy things to say.
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If I bought you dinner, would it be an investment or stupid tax?
If I bought you dinner, would it be an investment or stupid tax?
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You ever been with a webmaster before? It’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced.
You ever been with a webmaster before? It’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced.
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Your mouth says, ‘Shields up!’, but your eyes say, ‘A hull breach is imminent.’
Your mouth says, ‘Shields up!’, but your eyes say, ‘A hull breach is imminent.’
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Do you come here often? I do. I’m the Foursquare mayor, actually, which means I come here more than anyone else. That
Do you come here often? I do. I’m the Foursquare mayor, actually, which means I come here more than anyone else. That
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reminds me, I need to check-in. Can I have your Twitter handle? You’re so attractive, I want to Shout it from multiple applications. Simultaneously.
reminds me, I need to check-in. Can I have your Twitter handle? You’re so attractive, I want to Shout it from multiple applications. Simultaneously.
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You, me, here… this couldn’t be any better if I programmed the holodeck myself.
You, me, here… this couldn’t be any better if I programmed the holodeck myself.
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I’ve been told I have the cool sexual prowess of a Romulan.
I’ve been told I have the cool sexual prowess of a Romulan.
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You look like my second wife, and I’ve only been married once.
You look like my second wife, and I’ve only been married once.
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I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.
I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.
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If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
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Face it, you aren’t going to do better tonight.
Face it, you aren’t going to do better tonight.
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You won’t regret this; hell I doubt you’ll remember it.
You won’t regret this; hell I doubt you’ll remember it.
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My name’s Vista… Can I crash at your place tonight?
My name’s Vista… Can I crash at your place tonight?
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You wanna go halves on a baby with me?
You wanna go halves on a baby with me?
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You are the most beautiful woman in the world. Give me a kiss.
You are the most beautiful woman in the world. Give me a kiss.
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I’ve never kissed an American girl before—I wonder if it’s the same. Want to indulge me?
I’ve never kissed an American girl before—I wonder if it’s the same. Want to indulge me?
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How does it feel to be the most beautiful woman in this room?
How does it feel to be the most beautiful woman in this room?
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I cannot wait until we meet again at the crossing of our stars.
I cannot wait until we meet again at the crossing of our stars.
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What’s your name?
What’s your name?
