My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.
You make me harder than a question on university challenge.
I’d like to explore your wooket hole.
Are you from sjeffield? bacause you’re steelin my heart.
Can i take you up the shard?
If i said you had a beautiful body world we still both need to get embarrassingly drunk for sexual congress to happen?
Did micheal fish just tell everyone there wasn’t going to be a hutticane? because i’ve just been blown away.
Have you ever been to cockermouth? because i hear it’s one of the most oleasant market towns in cumbria.
I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.