My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.

419

You make me harder than a question on university challenge.

48

I’d like to explore your wooket hole.

45

Are you from sjeffield? bacause you’re steelin my heart.

46

Can i take you up the shard?

43

If i said you had a beautiful body world we still both need to get embarrassingly drunk for sexual congress to happen?

50

Did micheal fish just tell everyone there wasn’t going to be a hutticane? because i’ve just been blown away.

45

Have you ever been to cockermouth? because i hear it’s one of the most oleasant market towns in cumbria.

51

Cuppa ??

43

I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.

53