My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.

758

You make me harder than a question on university challenge.

90

I’d like to explore your wooket hole.

77

Are you from sjeffield? bacause you’re steelin my heart.

79

Can i take you up the shard?

74

If i said you had a beautiful body world we still both need to get embarrassingly drunk for sexual congress to happen?

96

Did micheal fish just tell everyone there wasn’t going to be a hutticane? because i’ve just been blown away.

69

Have you ever been to cockermouth? because i hear it’s one of the most oleasant market towns in cumbria.

92

Cuppa ??

75

I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.

94