You make me harder than a question on university challenge.

I’d like to explore your wooket hole.

Are you from sjeffield? bacause you’re steelin my heart.

Can i take you up the shard?

If i said you had a beautiful body world we still both need to get embarrassingly drunk for sexual congress to happen?

Did micheal fish just tell everyone there wasn’t going to be a hutticane? because i’ve just been blown away.

Have you ever been to cockermouth? because i hear it’s one of the most oleasant market towns in cumbria.

Cuppa ??

I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.