You make me harder than a question on university challenge.

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I’d like to explore your wooket hole.

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Are you from sjeffield? bacause you’re steelin my heart.

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Can i take you up the shard?

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If i said you had a beautiful body world we still both need to get embarrassingly drunk for sexual congress to happen?

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Did micheal fish just tell everyone there wasn’t going to be a hutticane? because i’ve just been blown away.

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Have you ever been to cockermouth? because i hear it’s one of the most oleasant market towns in cumbria.

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Cuppa ??

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Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?

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