Baby stop with diet coke, you’ve got plenty of ASSpertame

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Are you on the periodic table? ‘Cause you are SODIUM fine

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Even if there was no gravity left on earth I’d still fall for you.

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it’s a good thing you’ve got evaporative cooling, cause i’m gonna make you sweat

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hey baby, lets figure out the torque of your mass on my rod

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You’re so hot, you must be the cause for global warming.

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I might be a physics major, but I’m no Bohr in bed.

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Let’s make like a transcription factor and response element and turn things on.

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Let’s convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.

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You’re hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power!

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