You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond!

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Baby if you let your acid react with my base, you can count on getting 100 MOLES of my water and salt

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That dress would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s/s

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I wanna stick to u like glue-cose

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Baby, I can feel an attraction between you and me, and it’s more than just our universal gravitation…

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If I could rearrange the periodic table, I’d put Uranium and Iodine together.

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Baby, we’ve got chemistry together… next period.

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My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.

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How about we make like the change of base law, with you on the bottom, and me on top?

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Hey baby if i supply the voltage and you a little resistance, imagine the current we can make together. (V=IR => (V/R)=I)

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