Do you have 11 protons? Cause your sodium fine.
If i was an enzyme, i’d be helicase so i could unzip your genes
You must be calcium bicarbonate, because if you let me get you wet, then the reaction will be explosive.
Baby, everytime i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up
Your so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract. (Muscles that make you smile)
You are the HCl to my NaOH, lets make sweet love and make an ocean together
Why don’t we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?
Lets meet somewhere… you bring your beaker and I’ll bring my stirring rod
Lets get together and test the spring potential of my matress
You be Flourine and I’ll be Francium and maybe later I can give you an electron