Baby stop with diet coke, you’ve got plenty of ASSpertame

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Are you on the periodic table? ‘Cause you are SODIUM fine

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Even if there was no gravity left on earth I’d still fall for you.

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it’s a good thing you’ve got evaporative cooling, cause i’m gonna make you sweat

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hey baby, lets figure out the torque of your mass on my rod

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You’re so hot, you must be the cause for global warming.

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I might be a physics major, but I’m no Bohr in bed.

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Let’s make like a transcription factor and response element and turn things on.

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Let’s convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.

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You’re hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power!

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Baby, together U and I make uranium iodide (UI3)

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Can I bombard your singularity with my rocket ship until you supernova?

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Let’s work out our orbicularis oris muscles together!

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The direction fields of my heart all point to you

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“Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.”

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“Hello… I’ve been admiring your bacterial signature”.

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baby lets measure the amplitude of our physical wave

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Baby, you must be a start codon because you are turning me on.

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Wanna alkylate my alkoxide? It’s nucleophilic and ready to backside attack the halogen out of you.

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Baby, you must be a pile of dinosaur bones, cause I dig you!

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