Do you have 11 protons? Cause your sodium fine.

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If i was an enzyme, i’d be helicase so i could unzip your genes

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You must be calcium bicarbonate, because if you let me get you wet, then the reaction will be explosive.

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Baby, everytime i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up

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Your so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract. (Muscles that make you smile)

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You are the HCl to my NaOH, lets make sweet love and make an ocean together

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Why don’t we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?

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Lets meet somewhere… you bring your beaker and I’ll bring my stirring rod

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Lets get together and test the spring potential of my matress

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You be Flourine and I’ll be Francium and maybe later I can give you an electron

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