Do you have 11 protons? Cause your sodium fine.
If i was an enzyme, i’d be helicase so i could unzip your genes
You must be calcium bicarbonate, because if you let me get you wet, then the reaction will be explosive.
Baby, everytime i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up
Your so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract. (Muscles that make you smile)
You are the HCl to my NaOH, lets make sweet love and make an ocean together
Why don’t we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?
Lets meet somewhere… you bring your beaker and I’ll bring my stirring rod
Lets get together and test the spring potential of my matress
You be Flourine and I’ll be Francium and maybe later I can give you an electron
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond!
Baby if you let your acid react with my base, you can count on getting 100 MOLES of my water and salt
That dress would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s/s
I wanna stick to u like glue-cose
Baby, I can feel an attraction between you and me, and it’s more than just our universal gravitation…
If I could rearrange the periodic table, I’d put Uranium and Iodine together.
Baby, we’ve got chemistry together… next period.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
How about we make like the change of base law, with you on the bottom, and me on top?
Hey baby if i supply the voltage and you a little resistance, imagine the current we can make together. (V=IR => (V/R)=I)