Breaking bad pick up lines

  • All you have to do is respect our chemistry.
  • Baby, every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
  • Baby, the only thing clearer than this batch of crystal is the rock I’ll put on your finger.
  • Boxer or briefs? Whitey. Tighties.
  • Chem students do it on the table periodically.
  • Come inside my RV and I’ll show you some real chemistry.
  • Crystal Meth ain’t got nothing on you, baby!
  • Even Walter White couldn’t improve on the chemistry between us.
  • Feelin’ lonely, girl? Better call Saul!
  • Girl, I’m about to explode in my pants like an improperly run meth lab.
  • Girl, your eyes are bluer than Heisenberg’s crystal!
  • Hey girl, you want to head to my RV and form a covalent bond?
  • I did it for me. I liked it. I was good at it. And I was really — I was alive… when I am with you.
  • I hope you have eggs in your refrigerator, girl. Because I’m making breakfast in the morning.
  • I like your dress, but it would look better on the floor of my meth lab.
  • I own a carwash. Let’s get dirty.
  • I won’t call you bitch unless you want me to. (Jesse)
  • I’m in the DEA and I’m totally DTF. (Hank)
  • I’m the one who knocks.
  • Chem students do it on the table periodically
  • Do you have 11 protons? Cause your sodium fine.
  • If i was an enzyme, i’d be helicase so i could unzip your genes
  • You must be calcium bicarbonate, because if you let me get you wet, then the reaction will be explosive.
  • Baby, everytime I see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up
  • Your so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract. (Muscles that make you smile)
  • You are the HCl to my NaOH, lets make sweet love and make an ocean together
  • Why don’t we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?
  • Lets meet somewhere… you bring your beaker and I’ll bring my stirring rod
  • Lets get together and test the spring potential of my matress
  • You be Flourine and I’ll be Francium and maybe later I can give you an electron
  •   You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond!
  • Baby if you let your acid react with my base, you can count on getting 100 MOLES of my water and salt
  • That dress would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s/s
  • I wanna stick to u like glue-cose
  • Baby, I can feel an attraction between you and me, and it’s more than just our universal gravitation…
  • If I could rearrange the periodic table, I’d put Uranium and Iodine together.
  • Baby, we’ve got chemistry together… next period.
  • My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
  • How about we make like the change of base law, with you on the bottom, and me on top?
  • Hey baby if i supply the voltage and you a little resistance, imagine the current we can make together. (V=IR => (V/R)=I)
  • Baby stop with diet coke, you’ve got plenty of ASSpertame
  • Are you on the periodic table? ‘Cause you are SODIUM fine
  • Even if there was no gravity left on earth I’d still fall for you.
  • it’s a good thing you’ve got evaporative cooling, cause i’m gonna make you sweat
  • hey baby, lets figure out the torque of your mass on my rod
  • You’re so hot, you must be the cause for global warming.
  • I might be a physics major, but I’m no Bohr in bed.
  • Let’s make like a transcription factor and response element and turn things on.
  • Let’s convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.
  • You’re hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power!
  • Baby, together U and I make uranium iodide (UI3)
  • Can I bombard your singularity with my rocket ship until you supernova?
  • Let’s work out our orbicularis oris muscles together!
  • The direction fields of my heart all point to you
  • “Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.”
  • “Hello… I’ve been admiring your bacterial signature”.
  • baby lets measure the amplitude of our physical wave
  • Baby, you must be a start codon because you are turning me on.
  • Wanna alkylate my alkoxide? It’s nucleophilic and ready to backside attack the halogen out of you.
  • Baby, you must be a pile of dinosaur bones, cause I dig you!
  • Baby, I’m like an oceanic plate on a gravity slide – I can’t wait to subduct beneath your crust!
  • You’re so hot you denature my proteins
  • If you were Anatomy, then I’d be Physiology because they always go together!
  • Hey, up for some high-energy quantum tunnelling tonight?
  • If you were a concentration gradient I’d go down on you
  • If you were C6, and i were H12, all we would need is the air we breathe to be sweeter than sugar…
  • You must be a magnetic monopole because all i get from you is attraction
  • I just bought a molecular model kit, want to play with my stick and balls?
  • Forget hydrogen you’re my number one element
  • You are like a proton in my core–without you i could never be the same.
  • Hey baby, wanna form a synapse with me and exchange neurotransmitters?
  • Hey baby, wanna form a zygote?
  • You’re a moving electric charge, and I’m a moving magnetic charge… Wanna flux?
  • If you were an element, you’d be Francium, because you’re the most attractive
  • I don’t need neurons to stimulate your sensory system.
  • If I could program the universe, I would allocate you and I in contiguous memory blocks.
  • Are you a non volitaile particle? Because you raise my boiling point.
  • You must be a cell, cause my DNA is all in you.
  • My love for you is like the universe…never ending!
  • I’m A Twig…..You’re A Twig……Lets Rub Together And Make A Fire.
  • Baby, if you let me pump my H+ ions into your intermembrane space, it would induce a massive conformational change in my f1 complex.
  • I’d be the photon to your electron and take you to an excited state.
  • Baby, if you were oceanic crust and I was a continent, I’d let you subduct so we can make hot hot magma.
  • What say we slip between my beta-pleated sheets and you get to know my alpha-helix?
  • Baby, i’m gonna break you like a large non-polar substance breaks a phospholipid bilayer!
  • How about you Palmitoylate my protein, so i can drive it into your lipid raft.