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HomeZelda Pick Up LinesYour boner is stiffer than Grooses pompadour

Your boner is stiffer than Grooses pompadour

Your boner is stiffer than Grooses pompadour

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Do you know what my shirt is made of? Girlfriend material!
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.

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