If you were a basketball, would you let me lay you up?

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You can drop your ball in my Hoop anytime!

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Are you a basketball player? Because I have some balls you can dribble all night long!

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There’s a basketball game on Saturday. Want to ?

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If you were a basketball, I would never shoot you because I will always miss you.

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Do you love basketball? You only need a basket cause i already got balls.

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Your Jordan jersey looks nice, but I bet it’d look even nicer on my bedroom floor.

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May i put my balls in your basket? If you were a basketball, I’d never pass because I want to keep you all to myself.

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You may have heard that I’m a great ball handler. Wanna sample my skills?

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I’ve never made an incomplete pass, and I hope you won’t be my first.

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