Basketball Pick up Lines

The best collection of Basketball pick up lines on the Internet, these pick up lines are appropriate for sporty guys especially Basketball guys, either girls can use them on guys or vise versa. All you need to do is to rehearse them and use them in the right situations. See also Baseball Pick Up Lines.

Top Basketball Pick up Lines

You can drop your ball in my Hoop anytime!

Are you a basketball player? Because I have some balls you can dribble all night long!

There’s a basketball game on Saturday. Want to ?

If you were a basketball, would you let me lay you up?

If you were a basketball, I would never shoot you because I will always miss you.

Do you love basketball? You only need a basket cause i already got balls.

Your Jordan jersey looks nice, but I bet it’d look even nicer on my bedroom floor.

May i put my balls in your basket? If you were a basketball, I’d never pass because I want to keep you all to myself.

You may have heard that I’m a great ball handler. Wanna sample my skills?

I’ve never made an incomplete pass, and I hope you won’t be my first.

Hey girl, Monta Ellis must be jealous. Because you, truly, have it all.

Are you on the rebound? Because my D. Favors you.

I hit threes all the time but you’d be my first ten.

Hey girl, do you ref during the playoffs? Cause you look like you can swallow a whistle.

Basketball Pick up Lines

Basketball Pick up Lines

I can tell you must spend a lot of time on the court. It’s your lucky day, because I’m looking for somebody who loves me enough to follow an elaborate court-ship procedure, and that may take years! Make sure to emphasize the court in the courtship, otherwise a great pun could get lost in there.

I hear you’re a great dribbler. Me too. There’s a whole puddle over there where I was dribbling over you, hon’.

Hey big guy, you’ve really got an exceptionally pure shot. We’d make a cute couple, cuz I happen to be an exceptionally pure woman.

Sweetie-pumpkin, you got so much game, you must be a natural. Want to come with me to listen to a speaker on Natural Family Planning? It’s Thursday at 6:30 in the parish hall. Again, watch that pun!

Instead of zone defense, what do you say we play some man-to-woman coverage tonight?

You’re so short, you must play guard. Want to guard and protect me and the children we may one day welcome into our lives?

Basketball Pick up Lines