Can I see your jersey? Cause I’d love your name and number.

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My ball just rolled into your backyard by the way how are you

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If you were a basketball, would you let me lay you up?

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You can drop your ball in my Hoop anytime!

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Are you a basketball player? Because I have some balls you can dribble all night long!

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There’s a basketball game on Saturday. Want to ?

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If you were a basketball, I would never shoot you because I will always miss you.

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Do you love basketball? You only need a basket cause i already got balls.

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Your Jordan jersey looks nice, but I bet it’d look even nicer on my bedroom floor.

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May i put my balls in your basket? If you were a basketball, I’d never pass because I want to keep you all to myself.

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You may have heard that I’m a great ball handler. Wanna sample my skills?

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I’ve never made an incomplete pass, and I hope you won’t be my first.

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Hey girl, Monta Ellis must be jealous. Because you, truly, have it all.

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Are you on the rebound? Because my D. Favors you.

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I hit threes all the time but you’d be my first ten.

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Hey girl, do you ref during the playoffs? Cause you look like you can swallow a whistle.

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I can tell you must spend a lot of time on the court. It’s your lucky day, because I’m looking for somebody who loves me enough to follow an elaborate court-ship procedure, and that may take years! Make sure to emphasize the court in the courtship, otherwise a great pun could get lost in there.

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I hear you’re a great dribbler. Me too. There’s a whole puddle over there where I was dribbling over you, hon’.

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Hey big guy, you’ve really got an exceptionally pure shot. We’d make a cute couple, cuz I happen to be an exceptionally pure woman.

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Sweetie-pumpkin, you got so much game, you must be a natural. Want to come with me to listen to a speaker on Natural Family Planning? It’s Thursday at 6:30 in the parish hall. Again, watch that pun!

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