You get me harder than Joe Buck was after Jeter went 2-2

65

I’ll last longer than Yasiel Puig did in the home run derby

55

You’re getting a long one tonight, and I’m not talking about the Home Run Derby

63

Play in my extra innings, I guarantee I’m a long reliever

74

They call me the Arizona D’Backs because I always play ball games late into the night

66

They call me “The Lead” because the A’s bullpen wants to blow me

77

Can you tame my diamondback? Everybody else has

72

You make my heart as spongey as the A’s infield

66

I’d never have to bench you for coming late

71

My split finger will have your knees buckling

65