You get me harder than Joe Buck was after Jeter went 2-2

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I’ll last longer than Yasiel Puig did in the home run derby

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You’re getting a long one tonight, and I’m not talking about the Home Run Derby

51

Play in my extra innings, I guarantee I’m a long reliever

55

They call me the Arizona D’Backs because I always play ball games late into the night

51

They call me “The Lead” because the A’s bullpen wants to blow me

57

Can you tame my diamondback? Everybody else has

56

You make my heart as spongey as the A’s infield

52

I’d never have to bench you for coming late

58

My split finger will have your knees buckling

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