You get me harder than Joe Buck was after Jeter went 2-2

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I’ll last longer than Yasiel Puig did in the home run derby

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You’re getting a long one tonight, and I’m not talking about the Home Run Derby

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Play in my extra innings, I guarantee I’m a long reliever

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They call me the Arizona D’Backs because I always play ball games late into the night

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They call me “The Lead” because the A’s bullpen wants to blow me

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Can you tame my diamondback? Everybody else has

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You make my heart as spongey as the A’s infield

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I’d never have to bench you for coming late

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My split finger will have your knees buckling

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