You get me harder than Joe Buck was after Jeter went 2-2

I’ll last longer than Yasiel Puig did in the home run derby

You’re getting a long one tonight, and I’m not talking about the Home Run Derby

Play in my extra innings, I guarantee I’m a long reliever

They call me the Arizona D’Backs because I always play ball games late into the night

They call me “The Lead” because the A’s bullpen wants to blow me

Can you tame my diamondback? Everybody else has

You make my heart as spongey as the A’s infield

I’d never have to bench you for coming late

My split finger will have your knees buckling