If you were garbage would you let me take you out
Are you cabbage ? Because i m hard
Are you hot no then I guess your ugly
When I feed you,you speak in tongues.
I am not really a bad person until you get to know me.
You must work at Dick’s because you’re sporting the goods.
Call Kenny Loggins, because you’re in the danger zone.
You must be trash, because I want to take you out.
Roses are red, violets are blue all I wanna know is wet dat mouf do!
Are you a pinky toe? Because I want to bang you on all my furniture.
Maybe they should call it plan A instead of plan B. Sounds like a pretty good option.
Do you like reptiles? Because iguana be with you.
You like yoga? You should nam-nes-stay-over with me tonight.
I don’t need you honey, cause I beat my thing like it owes me money.
I will treat you like my milk girl, I will spoil you.
An awkward morning is always better than a lonely night.
You must be a snooze button because I want to tap you over and over in the morning.
What’s your favorite silverware…? Because I like to spoon.
If I had to rate you from 1-10. I would you a 9. Because I am the 1 you are missing.
I’m not wearing socks and my socks match my underwear. If you feel me.