If you were garbage would you let me take you out

138

Are you cabbage ? Because i m hard

250

Are you hot no then I guess your ugly

130

When I feed you,you speak in tongues.

162

I am not really a bad person until you get to know me.

110

You must work at Dick’s because you’re sporting the goods.

89

Call Kenny Loggins, because you’re in the danger zone.

138

You must be trash, because I want to take you out.

122

Roses are red, violets are blue all I wanna know is wet dat mouf do!

99

Are you a pinky toe? Because I want to bang you on all my furniture.

212

Maybe they should call it plan A instead of plan B. Sounds like a pretty good option.

120

Do you like reptiles? Because iguana be with you.

136

You like yoga? You should nam-nes-stay-over with me tonight.

99

I don’t need you honey, cause I beat my thing like it owes me money.

104

I will treat you like my milk girl, I will spoil you.

95

An awkward morning is always better than a lonely night.

89

You must be a snooze button because I want to tap you over and over in the morning.

92

What’s your favorite silverware…? Because I like to spoon.

90

If I had to rate you from 1-10. I would you a 9. Because I am the 1 you are missing.

103

I’m not wearing socks and my socks match my underwear. If you feel me.

90