If you were garbage would you let me take you out

160

Are you cabbage ? Because i m hard

269

Are you hot no then I guess your ugly

138

When I feed you,you speak in tongues.

175

I am not really a bad person until you get to know me.

121

You must work at Dick’s because you’re sporting the goods.

97

Call Kenny Loggins, because you’re in the danger zone.

145

You must be trash, because I want to take you out.

128

Roses are red, violets are blue all I wanna know is wet dat mouf do!

104

Are you a pinky toe? Because I want to bang you on all my furniture.

239

Maybe they should call it plan A instead of plan B. Sounds like a pretty good option.

130

Do you like reptiles? Because iguana be with you.

146

You like yoga? You should nam-nes-stay-over with me tonight.

105

I don’t need you honey, cause I beat my thing like it owes me money.

118

I will treat you like my milk girl, I will spoil you.

107

An awkward morning is always better than a lonely night.

102

You must be a snooze button because I want to tap you over and over in the morning.

108

What’s your favorite silverware…? Because I like to spoon.

105

If I had to rate you from 1-10. I would you a 9. Because I am the 1 you are missing.

113

I’m not wearing socks and my socks match my underwear. If you feel me.

101