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HomeBad Pick Up Lines

Bad Pick Up Lines

These bad pick up lines are not the worst or creepy pick up lines, they are less in the degree, you can use these bad pick up lines whenever and wherever you want, some of them are dirty pick up lines and some are funny ones so that it depends on your mood and choice, they can be used either on girls or guys. They are high guaranteed to work, use them properly and surely you will break any solid ice.

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If you were garbage would you let me take you out

If you were garbage would you let me take you out

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Are you cabbage ? Because i m hard

Are you cabbage ? Because i m hard

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Are you hot no then I guess your ugly

Are you hot no then I guess your ugly

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When I feed you,you speak in tongues.

When I feed you,you speak in tongues.

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I am not really a bad person until you get to know me.

I am not really a bad person until you get to know me.

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You must work at Dick’s because you’re sporting the goods.

You must work at Dick’s because you’re sporting the goods.

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Call Kenny Loggins, because you’re in the danger zone.

Call Kenny Loggins, because you’re in the danger zone.

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You must be trash, because I want to take you out.

You must be trash, because I want to take you out.

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Roses are red, violets are blue all I wanna know is wet dat mouf do!

Roses are red, violets are blue all I wanna know is wet dat mouf do!

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Maybe they should call it plan A instead of plan B. Sounds like a pretty good option.

Maybe they should call it plan A instead of plan B. Sounds like a pretty good option.

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Do you like reptiles? Because iguana be with you.

Do you like reptiles? Because iguana be with you.

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You like yoga? You should nam-nes-stay-over with me tonight.

You like yoga? You should nam-nes-stay-over with me tonight.

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I don’t need you honey, cause I beat my thing like it owes me money.

I don’t need you honey, cause I beat my thing like it owes me money.

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I will treat you like my milk girl, I will spoil you.

I will treat you like my milk girl, I will spoil you.

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An awkward morning is always better than a lonely night.

An awkward morning is always better than a lonely night.

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You must be a snooze button because I want to tap you over and over in the morning.

You must be a snooze button because I want to tap you over and over in the morning.

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What’s your favorite silverware…? Because I like to spoon.

What’s your favorite silverware…? Because I like to spoon.

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If I had to rate you from 1-10. I would you a 9. Because I am the 1 you are missing.

If I had to rate you from 1-10. I would you a 9. Because I am the 1 you are missing.

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I’m not wearing socks and my socks match my underwear. If you feel me.

I’m not wearing socks and my socks match my underwear. If you feel me.

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Here, let me wipe your seat off for you.

Here, let me wipe your seat off for you.

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Are you from hunger games? Because I’m feeling an uprising in my district.

Are you from hunger games? Because I’m feeling an uprising in my district.

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Sometimes I stand in your window and Pikachu (from Pikemon Pick Up Lines)

Sometimes I stand in your window and Pikachu (from Pikemon Pick Up Lines)

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Four inches is great at 70 miles per hour.

Four inches is great at 70 miles per hour.

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Did you get those pants on sale? Because if they were at my house they would be 100 percent off.

Did you get those pants on sale? Because if they were at my house they would be 100 percent off.

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Are you a fossil? because I dig you.

Are you a fossil? because I dig you.  

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Is your name Miley Cyrus…? because you can wreck my balls.

Is your name Miley Cyrus…? because you can wreck my balls.

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Find me on Jewish Mingle.

Find me on Jewish Mingle.

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Are you a drum? I’d love to bang you.

Are you a drum? I’d love to bang you.

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I used to ride horses… You look like a horse… This should work out.

I used to ride horses… You look like a horse… This should work out.

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I’m in my bed, you’re in your bed. One of us is in the wrong place.

I’m in my bed, you’re in your bed. One of us is in the wrong place.

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Are you in the army? I’d love for you to salute my privates.

Are you in the army? I’d love for you to salute my privates.

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If you weren’t so heavy, I’d try to pick you up.

If you weren’t so heavy, I’d try to pick you up.

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If I were a zombie, I’d bite you first

If I were a zombie, I’d bite you first

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Nice to meet you. My name is Craven. Craven Moorehead.

Nice to meet you. My name is Craven. Craven Moorehead.

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Do you like dragons? Because in a minutes I’m going to be dragon these nuts across your face.

Do you like dragons? Because in a minutes I’m going to be dragon these nuts across your face.

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Is there a fire around… Or are those sparks between us?

Is there a fire around… Or are those sparks between us?

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