G’Day! I’m an Aussie!
Translation: Hello there. I am from Australia

117

Would you like an Australian kiss? It’s like a french kiss but down under

124

Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications

112

I hope you’re ready to spend some KOALATY time each other.

102

Can i see the little joey in your pouch?

100

Will you be the ketut to my rhonda?

107

Is your vocal range tenor because if there were tenor (ten of) you i would be very happy.

105

Babe, let me take you to Australia.

118

The way your uggs comfort your foot is the way I’ll comfort your d!ck.

130

You smell better than Christmas dinner.

117

After i’m done with the girl she’s just like a boomerang. Always come straight back to me.

55

Are you Australia? Cause your geographical location is hot.

54

I wanna get lost in your Outback.

57

Wanna blow my didgeridoo?

57

I’ll eat you like a dingo eats a baby.

57

I bet you sound like a Tasmanian Devil in bed.

53

I put the ‘laid’ in Adelaide.

65

I’m like a boomerang. I just keep coming back to you.

55

Let’s pretend you’re a croc so we can wrestle!

57

Let me show you why Australia started out as a penal colony.

53