I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.

9

(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt)…. Let’s get you out of these wet clothes.

9

Nice legs…what time do they open?

10

Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

7

You’ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

8

I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.

6

I’m a bird watcher and I’m looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?

5

I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

6

Wanna play army? I’ll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.

5

I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.

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