I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.
(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt)…. Let’s get you out of these wet clothes.
Nice legs…what time do they open?
Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
You’ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
I’m a bird watcher and I’m looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
Wanna play army? I’ll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.