I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.

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(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt)…. Let’s get you out of these wet clothes.

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Wanna play army? I’ll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.

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I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.

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[email protected]# me if I’m wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom?

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My name is Austin … remember that, you’ll be screaming it later.

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My friend wants to know if YOU think I’M cute.”

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Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don’t you like pizza?

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Baby, I’m an American Express lover … you shouldn’t go home without me.

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Do you wash your pants in Windex because I can see myself in them.

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