I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.

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(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt)…. Let’s get you out of these wet clothes.

59

Wanna play army? I’ll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.

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I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.

57

My name is Austin … remember that, you’ll be screaming it later.

53

My friend wants to know if YOU think I’M cute.”

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Baby, I’m an American Express lover … you shouldn’t go home without me.

53

Do you wash your pants in Windex because I can see myself in them.

48

I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

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I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.

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(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let’s get you out of those wet clothes.

30

Nice legs… What time do they open?

31

Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

31

You’ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

33

I’m a bird watcher and I’m looking for a Big Breasted Bed thrasher, have you seen one?

39

Wanna play army? I’ll lie down and you can blow the hell outta me.

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(Look down at your crotch) Well, it’s not just going to suck itself.

32

You, Me, Whipped cream and Handcuffs. Any questions?

48

Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

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