Astronomy Pick Up Lines

I think you might be a star because i can’t stop orbiting around you.

Ever wonder what’s happening under Orion’s belt?

Hey, wanna  come to my place and observe something else that’s constantly expanding ?

Your beauty is as rare as a Venus eclipse.

Hey baby, how many Gamma-ray bursts can your Milky Way take?

Woah! What’s the name of THIS heavenly body?

What do you say we observe each other through naked eyes?

Hey, how’d you like to recreate the Big Bang?

You are hot like a perfect star baby, mind if i enter your Goldilocks Zone ?

How about you and I form a binary system?

Baby you make my telescope expand.

You make me hotter than NML Cygni.

Your smile is like a black hole, nothing can escape it’s pull.

Your name must be Amdromeda, because we are destined to collide.

Would you allow me to experience what’s beyond your Event Horizon?

Do you also feel the strong gravitational pull of my bed?

You can use my telescope anytime. Hehe.

Nice asteroids.

My pants are approaching escape velocity.

Your eyes are brighter than Sirius.

Wanna join the hundred-thousand-mile-high club?

You must be a Magnetar because i feel a strong  magnetism between us.

Care to experience some thrust?

Wanna initiate a docking maneuver?

Hey baby, you caught my Curiosity, mind if i explore you a little?

I’ve never seen stars as beautiful as your eyes.

Do you work for NASA?  Because you’re out of this world.

Of all the planets in all the solar systems in all the galaxies, you had to walk  into mine…

If a star fell every time I thought of you, the sky would be dark at night.

Wanna see how a Pulsar feels like?

Hey baby, mind if i send my probe into your wormhole?

Wanna observe the Big Dipper? Hehe.

Mind if my comet enters your solar system?

Wow you feel like a comet, you are a once in a lifetime experience and I’m glad i didn’t miss it, can i buy you a drink?

Baby, you’re like a white dwarf star, extremely hot but not very bright.