The best and biggest bundle of Asian pick up lines that can be used on Asian people from different countries, China, Japan, Korea, Thailand Etc… They are too cheesy use them properly and you will win the game!
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? – See Funny Pick Up Lines
I want nobody, nobody but you.
I just wanna know your name.
Is this what you’ve been waiting for? I’m all by myself… but it’s all good.
Hey girl “I’m on fire, but you keep on standing still.
Gimme Chocolate. – See Funny Pick Up Lines
Girl, I can’t explain what I feel.
Hello hello what? Tell me what you want right now.
Get on the floor.
Naega jeil jal naga (I am the best).
Would you be my girlfriend?
Let me tell you something you already know.
Love is like a jungle [baby] – survival of the fittest. Capture your prey or be captured.
Twenty chat-up lines that are sure to be a hit with the ladies:
Screw me if I’m wrong, but is your name Lolanthe?
Hey baby, want to socialise your means of reproduction?
You’re hot, I’m ugly. Let’s make average babies.
The word of the day is legs. Let’s go to your house and spread the word.
I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.
Hey pretty lady, I know Klingon, and tonight I’m going Klingon to you!
I bet you 100 dollars you can’t turn me straight.
Please, I am needing wife to get green card, but Immigration is wanting, how you say, proof of consummation.
Secret Service, ma’am. I need to do a full body cavity search. National security, you know.
Sorry, I thought this was the men’s room. Still, while we’re alone in here…
My friend used to hand out phone cards that said ‘Smile if you’re horny’.
You’re hotter than my daughter.
My magical watch says you don’t know who I am…
Cold out isn’t it? (staring at breasts)
I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
I lost my keys. Can I check your pants?
Excuse me, I’m a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see.
I may look like a nerd but it’s only a disguise.
I carry this beeper not to feel important but so my mom knows where I am. I carry this phone to call her back.
Uhhhh, no, I didn’t play football in high school but I did letter in varsity volleyball and tennis.
What do I do? Gee, I thought you would never ask. Y’see, I’m finishing my first year of residency in internal medicine.
Yeah, (sniff) I cried during “Joy Luck Club.”
You know what? It’s strange, but I get mistaken for a white guy all the time!
My eyes may seem small but I’ve got a HUGE personality.
you look exactly like Kelly Hu.
…you look exactly like Lucy Liu.
…you look exactly like Margaret Cho.
Are you Asian? Because you just stole my heart.
Are you from China? (Why?) Because I’m China get on you
Are you from the Philippines? Because I wanna Phil you with my penis.
Are you from the Thailand, cause tonight your going to BangKok
Are you from Tokyo? (Yeah Why?) Because I want to get in Japanies (your panties)
Are you half? Half-sexy, half fine.
Asians ride for free.
But where are you really from?
Do I cook? Well, not really but I can whip up a pretty mean fried rice!
Do you know why I like Asian girls? Because they’re tighter
Do you really eat dogs?
For an Asian girl, you sure are cool.
Go out with me and you won’t be sari.
Has anyone ever told you you look like Chun Li? You know, that chic from Street Fighter 2.
Hey baby, wanna ride in my 16-valve, twin-cam lowered Acura Integra with BBS gold-spiked rims and a subwoofered stereo that’ll leave you breathless?
Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon
Hey, malaria kills, get under my mosquito net?
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