Being around you makes me higher than attending Rob Pruitt’s ‘Cocaine Buffet.’

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At first I thought I was looking at a Monet, but you are so much more beautiful up close.

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Are you into monochrome? Because I’d love to use my charcoal to color us black and white.

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“If I told you your body looked like the Met’s Aphrodite, would you hold it against me?”

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Are you a Shepard Fairey poster? Because I can’t believe you don’t already belong to someone else.

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“Call the Art Loss Register, ’cause you just stole my heart.”

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Are you a Shepard Fairey poster? Because I can’t believe you don’t already belong to someone else.

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At first I thought I was looking at a Monet, but you are so much more beautiful up close.

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