Art Pick Up Lines

“If I told you your body looked like the Met’s Aphrodite, would you hold it against me?”

“Call the Art Loss Register, ’cause you just stole my heart.”

Are you a Shepard Fairey poster? Because I can’t believe you don’t already belong to someone else.

At first I thought I was looking at a Monet, but you are so much more beautiful up close.

Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.