Animal pick up lines are the most funniest pick up lines and effective ones as well, all you need to do is to preform well while using them either on girls or guys. They are guaranteed to work on every single situation either in romantic situation or just an ordinary situation. Enjoy reading them, and sharing them with your friends!
Girl, if you were a camel, I’d hump you!
Hey girl, where you fin all my life?
Oh, I was staring at you? Buzzzzsted
You baby, mind if I crab your a $$?
Hey, are you a purebred…
Because you just Russian Blue me away
Take me to the loony bin… Because you’re bacon me crazy.
Polly wanna tap that.
Howdy, your breasts must be headlights.. Because I can’t stop staring.
Your breasts must be made of sand.. Because I want to bury my head into them!
Do you know how much a polar bear weights? (no) me neither but enough to break the ice, hi my name is (your name)
Do you wanna play lion tamer? She asks:”What is that?” you say: It’s when you get on all fours and I put my head in your mouth.
Excuse me, but do you like whales? (yeah, why) Cause I was thinking that we could “humpback” at my place.
Are you the energizer bunny? Cause you just keep going and doing and going through my mind.
If I was a squirrel I’d chuck my nuts in your hole!
Do you raise chickens? Because you raise my cock.
Are your other donkey jealous because that’s one fine a $$ ?
Is that shirt (those pants) mad of camel skin? (No,why?) Cause I noticed the humps!
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbelievable
There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I’d like to catch and mount back home.
Those ears.. Aren’t the only part of me that’s BIG!
Do you handle chickens because your good with cocks.
My cat’s dead, can I play with your pussy instead?
Are you from Narnia? Causeyou sure make my lion roar.
Do you like bald eagles? (Yeah, why) Then spread for me!
Are you a unicorn cause you are my fantasy.
Baby you be the tree, and I’ll wrap around you like a koala bear.
If you were a fish-tank, I would tap that!
Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
If I were a rabbit, I’d jump in your hole!
I’m a lion: Meow
Baby, you’re like a championship bass. I don’t know whether to mount you or eat you!
I heard your into dinosaurs…well imma Lickalotofpuss
Do you like Sea World, because your about to be in my splash zone
Nice Camel….(look down then up)… Wanna hump?
Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I’ll throw you my meat.
Do you know what a Timberwolf is? No. Thats a guy that chases a girl up a tree and kisses her inbetween the limbs.
Life’s a jungle let’s go to your place and f*ck like animals!
Your pussy is in more danger than a seal during Shark Week.
Great big polar bear(she says what?) It broke the ice!
Girl, we can play zoo..and you can tame my monkey
So I hear you like snakes…I have one its called a “trouser snake”
If I were a dog would you help me bury my bone?
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