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- What has four legs and doesn’t have the most beautiful girl on it? My bed. Want to fix that?
- You look familiar. Oh, I know why, you look like my next girlfriend.
- When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.
- What’s a guy/girl like you doing in a place like this?
- There is much more here than what meets the eye.
- So there you are! I’ve been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!
- My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function
- Is your Dad an astronaut? Because someone took the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
- If someone was to write a story about my life, the climax would be when I met you!
- If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.
- I’m invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
- Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead
- Hello, I’m doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick ‘Do you come here often?’, ‘What’s your sign?’, or ‘Hello, I’m doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines”?
- Excuse me, do you know how much a polar bear weighs? (No) Enough to break the ice. Hi, my name is…
- Do you like water? Then you already like 70% of me, want to get to know the other 30%?
- Do you know what the square root of 81 is? (Hopefully they say nine) Oh, then you are not just another pretty face.
- Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
- Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after.
- Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
- You’d better direct that beauty somewhere else, you’ll set the carpet on fire.
- Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
- Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.
- Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
- Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
- Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do
- Baby, you’re the next contestant in the game of love.
- Are you related to the sun?…Because running into you just brightened up my day!
- (hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?
- So when are we going to get together and discuss the demise of snappy repartee?