Do you know why accountants are considered the best lovers? Cause’ we are skilled in the double entry system!

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Hey girl, Can I be your external control?

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Hey girl, Looks like your trial balance needs adjusting.

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Lets try and make this triple bottom line.

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I know i shouldn’t use the direct write off method, but I’ll do it for you.

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I’d love to amortize your discount on bonds payable.

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If you were a financial statement line item, you would be goodwill, and I wouldn’t even bother testing a fine intangible asset likeyou for impairment.

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