Let’s fill out a 1040 — you’re a 10, and I’m 40.

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You’re entitled to a $5,000 tax break on your municipal bond income…now let’s do it.

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In my office, ‘I.R.S.’ stands for ‘I’m really sexy.

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Come here often? Every day? From 9 to 5? Yeah, I guess that is often.

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Are you 1040EZ? Cause need to fill you in

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Baby girl, I saw you talking to that guy over there. Don’t. There’s a going concern that he has significant control deficiencies.

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Boy: Are you my revenue?
Girl: Why?
Boy: Because I’m so loss without you!

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Are you from accounting? Because I was ac-counting on seeing you later.

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Can I borrow a pen? I need it to write down your number when I ask you for it later today because I didn’t want to look it up in the employee directory.

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