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Let’s fill out a 1040 — you’re a 10, and I’m 40.
You’re entitled to a $5,000 tax break on your municipal bond income…now let’s do it.
In my office, ‘I.R.S.’ stands for ‘I’m really sexy.
Come here often? Every day? From 9 to 5? Yeah, I guess that is often.
Are you 1040EZ? Cause need to fill you in
Baby girl, I saw you talking to that guy over there. Don’t. There’s a going concern that he has significant control deficiencies.
Boy: Are you my revenue?
Boy: Because I’m so loss without you!
Are you from accounting? Because I was ac-counting on seeing you later.
The only thing dirtier than those dishes is how much I want to — oh, wait, no, those are really dirty.