Let’s fill out a 1040 — you’re a 10, and I’m 40.

84

You’re entitled to a $5,000 tax break on your municipal bond income…now let’s do it.

110

In my office, ‘I.R.S.’ stands for ‘I’m really sexy.

121

Come here often? Every day? From 9 to 5? Yeah, I guess that is often.

76

Are you 1040EZ? Cause need to fill you in

69

Baby girl, I saw you talking to that guy over there. Don’t. There’s a going concern that he has significant control deficiencies.

112

Boy: Are you my revenue?
Girl: Why?
Boy: Because I’m so loss without you!

74

Are you from accounting? Because I was ac-counting on seeing you later.

130

Can I borrow a pen? I need it to write down your number when I ask you for it later today because I didn’t want to look it up in the employee directory.

88

You’ve got a lovely pair of W-2’s.

69

Please, baby, let me withhold you.

83

I think we should swap some liquid assets.

69

Nice Assets !!

52

Why don’t we go back to my place, and I’ll let you audit my staff.

74

I’ve been in public practice for several years, and that’s easily the largest endowment I’ve ever seen.

54

Maybe we should go back to your place so you can show me some inside information about your firm structure.

73

Just because I only have a minority interest, doesn’t mean we shouldn’t integrate and do a rollover.

55

Do you know why accountants are considered the best lovers? Cause’ we are skilled in the double entry system!

81

Hey girl, Can I be your external control?

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