You don’t need to be Jabu-Jabu for me to be inside you

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You don’t need the Deku mask to toot my horn

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Your rock hard, just like the boulder blocking Romaini ranch

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You should put your master sword in my pedestal

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Your boner is stiffer than Grooses pompadour

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Im going to call you Epona, and ride you all day and night

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Why go to the milk bar to drink milk when i have two jugs right here.

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Hey wanna go out *hands you couples mask*

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Are you Midna? Because i get the feeling you’re going to be riding me later

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