You don’t need to be Jabu-Jabu for me to be inside you
You don’t need the Deku mask to toot my horn
Your rock hard, just like the boulder blocking Romaini ranch
You should put your master sword in my pedestal
Your boner is stiffer than Grooses pompadour
Im going to call you Epona, and ride you all day and night
Why go to the milk bar to drink milk when i have two jugs right here.
Hey wanna go out *hands you couples mask*
Are you Midna? Because i get the feeling you’re going to be riding me later