You don’t need to be Jabu-Jabu for me to be inside you

You don’t need the Deku mask to toot my horn

Your rock hard, just like the boulder blocking Romaini ranch

You should put your master sword in my pedestal

Your boner is stiffer than Grooses pompadour

Im going to call you Epona, and ride you all day and night

Why go to the milk bar to drink milk when i have two jugs right here.

Hey wanna go out *hands you couples mask*

Are you Midna? Because i get the feeling you’re going to be riding me later