You can be my Twilight Princess

43

You put arrows into my quiver.

40

When I look into you’re eyes I get more lost then I did in the Fire Temple

45

I may look like a normal Kokiri, but I am as nasty as Ganon

43

Your going to need a bottle of stamina potion to keep up with me

41

You don’t need the Goron mask to bang on my drums

44

My thing (whatever it is) is wetter than Zoras Domain

46

You don’t need to play Eponas song for me to cum running

41

Do you have the water tunic? cause you’ll drown in my pussy without it.

50

You’ll need to play the song of healing when we’re through

52

You don’t need to be Jabu-Jabu for me to be inside you

53

You don’t need the Deku mask to toot my horn

49

Your rock hard, just like the boulder blocking Romaini ranch

52

You should put your master sword in my pedestal

43

Your boner is stiffer than Grooses pompadour

49

Im going to call you Epona, and ride you all day and night

46

Why go to the milk bar to drink milk when i have two jugs right here.

48

Hey wanna go out *hands you couples mask*

51

Are you Midna? Because i get the feeling you’re going to be riding me later

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