You can be my Twilight Princess

53

You put arrows into my quiver.

48

When I look into you’re eyes I get more lost then I did in the Fire Temple

52

I may look like a normal Kokiri, but I am as nasty as Ganon

52

Your going to need a bottle of stamina potion to keep up with me

49

You don’t need the Goron mask to bang on my drums

52

My thing (whatever it is) is wetter than Zoras Domain

52

You don’t need to play Eponas song for me to cum running

53

Do you have the water tunic? cause you’ll drown in my pussy without it.

57

You’ll need to play the song of healing when we’re through

58

You don’t need to be Jabu-Jabu for me to be inside you

61

You don’t need the Deku mask to toot my horn

56

Your rock hard, just like the boulder blocking Romaini ranch

62

You should put your master sword in my pedestal

51

Your boner is stiffer than Grooses pompadour

55

Im going to call you Epona, and ride you all day and night

52

Why go to the milk bar to drink milk when i have two jugs right here.

57

Hey wanna go out *hands you couples mask*

57

Are you Midna? Because i get the feeling you’re going to be riding me later

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