You can be my Twilight Princess
You put arrows into my quiver.
When I look into you’re eyes I get more lost then I did in the Fire Temple
I may look like a normal Kokiri, but I am as nasty as Ganon
Your going to need a bottle of stamina potion to keep up with me
You don’t need the Goron mask to bang on my drums
My thing (whatever it is) is wetter than Zoras Domain
You don’t need to play Eponas song for me to cum running
Do you have the water tunic? cause you’ll drown in my pussy without it.
You’ll need to play the song of healing when we’re through
You don’t need to be Jabu-Jabu for me to be inside you
You don’t need the Deku mask to toot my horn
Your rock hard, just like the boulder blocking Romaini ranch
You should put your master sword in my pedestal
Your boner is stiffer than Grooses pompadour
Im going to call you Epona, and ride you all day and night
Why go to the milk bar to drink milk when i have two jugs right here.
Hey wanna go out *hands you couples mask*
Are you Midna? Because i get the feeling you’re going to be riding me later