You seem a little tense. Would you like a chill pill or just a hit of me?

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How are you feeling? Oh, wait, don’t tell me … let me guess.

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I must really be dead, Angel, ‘cause this has to be heaven!

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It’s not my fault I fell in love. Your emotions are what tripped me. { i love this! ha ha!}

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Your lips may say no, but your endorphins say yes. {omg!}

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I can feel the love tonight … wanna share?

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My name is Jasper…but you can call me Dr. Feelgood. {this is sooo cheesy bad!}

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I know exactly how you feel. Wanna know how I feel?

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So…did you ever hear the saying ‘everything’s bigger in Texas’? {heh heh}

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Wanna see my reservation?

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