“PLEEEAAASSSEEE! I’m honestly gonna die Thursday!”

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And the number one turkey pick up line is !

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“Is that your pop-up timer, or are you just happy to see me?”

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“I can give you something to be thankful about.”

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“The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you.”

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Lay your head on her shoulder, and then say, “Sorry, it must be the triptophan.”

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“Meeting you is something I’m thankful for.”

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“You’re as hot as the gravy we just ate.

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“Wanna share the wishbone, cause it’s wishing for you.”

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The food isn’t the only thing that’s going to make you want to loosen your belt.

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