There’s Only One Cavity That I Wanna Stuff…If You Know What I’m Saying!

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“Are those breasts real?”

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Wanna Pull The Wishbone With Me? I Promise I’ll Let You Win!

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“Wanna go back to my place and get sauced?”

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“Have you lost weight or did they just start carving you already?”

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“Fancy a pluck?”

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“I did my share of flocking around when I was younger, but now it’s time to settle down, not lose my head, and find a hen who wants me for more than my pecker.”

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“It takes me four and a half hours to really get cookin’.’”

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“Aren’t you tired of being cooped up here?”

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“Hey baby, wanna help me get the juice out of my baster?”

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