“PLEEEAAASSSEEE! I’m honestly gonna die Thursday!”
And the number one turkey pick up line is !
“Is that your pop-up timer, or are you just happy to see me?”
“I can give you something to be thankful about.”
“The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you.”
Lay your head on her shoulder, and then say, “Sorry, it must be the triptophan.”
“Meeting you is something I’m thankful for.”
“You’re as hot as the gravy we just ate.
“Wanna share the wishbone, cause it’s wishing for you.”
The food isn’t the only thing that’s going to make you want to loosen your belt.
Call me Ms. Pilgrim, because I can Plymouth Rock your world.
I’ll give you something to be thankful for.
Is that a pop-up timer, or are you just happy to see me?
Good thing I wore my oven mitts, because you’re too hot to handle.
You can ride my Mayflower.
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you.
I could lose my head over you.
You know what they say about large belt buckles…
(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let’s get you out of these wet clothes.