Girl, your shots are pretty flat, but you sure aren’t.

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If I give you a Babolat, can you give me Head?

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Girl, are you a lob? Cause I’m going to smash you

8

Girl, do you want the P or D?

9

I don’t mean to be rude, but can you hold my balls while I take my racket out of my bag?

8

Do you want to hit my balls with your RACK-et ?

9

I’ll give you my seed, girl, and I ain’t talking about my spot on the tennis team.

9

Hey you know Dr. Phil says I am afraid of commitment….Do you want to prove him wrong?

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