That was a pretty deep shot girl, but I’ll be even deeper inside.

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For you, I’d give unlimited lets.

5

Shit girl, you use a full western grip for EVERYTHING…

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My thing and my tennis shots. Only one of these things is long, girl.

5

Smash or pass? In tennis I’ll do both.

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If you can return my serves, I’m pretty sure you can return my calls.

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I can’t handle your shots girl but I sure can handle you.

5

Trust me the only time I’d play games with you is on the court.

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Girl I’ll beat you 6-0 every time, ’cause I’ll never stop loving you.

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Babe, you played a good match, but you and me are a PERFECT match.

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