Can you feel the pon farr tonight?
I like my women like I like my earl grey: HOT !!
I would love to assimilate you into my pants!
I know a thing or two about nuts and bolts.
My erection will live longer and prosper
I will boldly of where no one’s gone before: your rear hangar
Q is for quite f*ckable
You just focus on the cleavage
I’d like to get my hands on your ample nacelles
As you have yet to select a valentine. Respectfully, I would like to submit my candidacy.