Can you feel the pon farr tonight?

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I like my women like I like my earl grey: HOT !!

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I would love to assimilate you into my pants!

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I know a thing or two about nuts and bolts.

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My erection will live longer and prosper

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I will boldly of where no one’s gone before: your rear hangar

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Q is for quite f*ckable

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You just focus on the cleavage

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I’d like to get my hands on your ample nacelles

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As you have yet to select a valentine. Respectfully, I would like to submit my candidacy.

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