I want to sop up your love.

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Tell me you don’t want my squidward in your sandy cheeks.

45

I want to eat the plankton out of your Bikini Atoll.

55

Is it getting wet and salty in here, or is it just me?

48

Technically, I am a mattress babe.

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If my heart were a harpoon, I’d thrust it upon you.

45

Your sand castle or mine?

46

Look it’s the gay Teletubie, a priest and a beer.

67

Hopefully mixing my Ren and Stimpy with octopussy won’t make krab cakes again.

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