I want to sop up your love.

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Tell me you don’t want my squidward in your sandy cheeks.

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I want to eat the plankton out of your Bikini Atoll.

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Is it getting wet and salty in here, or is it just me?

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Technically, I am a mattress babe.

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If my heart were a harpoon, I’d thrust it upon you.

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Your sand castle or mine?

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Look it’s the gay Teletubie, a priest and a beer.

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Hopefully mixing my Ren and Stimpy with octopussy won’t make krab cakes again.

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