Science Pick Up Lines

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Science Pick Up Lines

Science Pick Up Lines

What’s up, gorgeous? Let’s go back to my place and test our co-efficient of friction.

You know what they say, baby… subduction leads to orogeny. How about we go back to my place and make the bedrock?

If i were an enzyme i would be a DNA helicase so i could unzip your genes

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

You know why Men are so much sexier than women? Because you can’t spell sexy without “xy”.

I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.

You are the HCl to my NaOH, lets make sweet love and make an ocean together.

Whether you’re measured in Celsius, Fahrenheit, Kelvin, etc., you’ll always be smoking hot to me.

Your refractive index must be greater than 2.42, because your beauty sparkles more than any diamond that I’ve ever seen.

Everyone told me that my chances with you were comparable to a planet forming near an o-type star, but you are kinder and more amazing than they accounted for.

Your presence in my life is like gravitational microlensing, and I can see things I didn’t know existed before

What’s your sine? It must be pi/2 because you’re the 1.

Does your skin feel burnt? Because I think you must have just fallen down from heaven, and re-entry would have caused some problems for you.

Don’t you hate it how the coyote always remains suspended in midair until he looks down? It’s just SO misleading.

I’m attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun-with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.

Two large masses that are close together are supposed to radiate gravitational waves. I think that you’re a big part of that.

I haven’t gotten laid in 4 years, 3 months, and 12 days, plus-or-minus 2 days. Would you care to check my error bars?

I love you. Please don’t turn away from me just because I’m a physics major. Oh, okay, I’ll leave.

Those other guys said that your eyes shine like stars. But can they explain how they shine with equal brightness? Oh, okay. I’ll leave.

Bartender, bring this fine lady a Scotch and H2O. Hey baby, that’s just my way of saying Scotch and Water. You like?

Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe. No, it’s alright, I’ll just go over there.

I saw your empty valence shell from way over there. Did I mention that my nickname is Sodium?

You must be the square root of two, cause I feel irrational around you.

I always thought love was an abstract class until you made an instance of it

Not even darwin could explain our love evolution.

I’m loving your deoxyribonucleic.

You are good for my circulation.

My love for you is overdue.

You had me at, let’s stay in, and watch, Netflix.

You are my singularity.

If you were a browser, you’d be called FireFoxy.

You can unzip my files anytime.

Who needs Google? You’re everything I’m searching for.

How about later we do some peer-to-peer sharing? Your domain or mine?

This place must have free WiFi, cause I’m feeling a connection.

Whew! You’re hotter than a data center with an old school cooling system.

Yes, that’s a iPhone 6 in my pocket, but I’m also glad to see you.

Do you wanna play Words With Friends With Benefits?

You. Auto-Complete. Me.

You are the apple of my iMac.

You’ve opened up the wormhole to my heart.

Are you a piece of Carbon because I would love to date you

You just turned my software into hardware

Baby, did you know by the end of this year, there will be more transistors on a single chip than there are people in the world.

I wish I was your math homework ’cause then I’d be hard and you’d be doing me on your desk.

Hi. My name is Windows. Can I crash at your place?

Is your sine inverse pi/2? Because you’re the one.

If I were an enzyme, I would be a helicase so I can unzip your jeans (genes).

Good thing I brought my library card, ’cause I’m checking you out!

Come back to my place and I’ll integrate your natural log.

‘Hey, If you were x, I want to be x^2/2 so that I could be, you know, the area under your curves.’

Would you like to be my parity bit?

How many drinks does it take to get you to CHMOD 740?

Roses are #FF0000, Violets are #0000FF, All my base are belong to you

I see you’re playing Tetris, give me a call if you need a long piece.

“Excuse me, I am really attracted to you and according to Newton’s Laws of Gravitation, you’re attracted to me, too.!”

Are you the Square Root of -1? Because you can’t be real.

If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

You’re so hot, you denature my proteins.

Can I be the phasor to your electron and take you to an excited state?

Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te

Do you have 11 protons? ‘Cause you’re Sodium fine!

Do you like Science? Because I’ve got my ion you!

You must be gibberelin, because I’m experiencing some stem elongation.

You make my anoxic sediments want to increase their redox potential.

Are you made of Nickel, Cerium, Arsenic and Sulfur? Because you’ve got a NiCe AsS!

Hey baby, will a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?

Didn’t you know that chemists do it periodically on the table?

I bet you’re like calcium bicarbonate – if I get you wet, the reaction will be explosive!

Are you made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne

Me and you would undergo a more energetic reaction then Potassium and water.

Are you a compound of Beryllium and Barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.

Im more attracted to you then F is attracted to an electron.

I will fondle your vesicles while you caress my golgi body.

I want to work on your leucine zipper with my zinc fingers.

If you were oxygen, I would be an alkali metal so i could get in you and explode!

We fit together like the sticky ends of recombinant DNA.

You are the photon to my photosystem: you excite my electron until I reach my reaction centre.

You’re hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power.

If I were a neurotransmitter, I would be dopamine so I could activate your reward pathway.

Do you also feel the strong gravitational pull of my bed?

You can use my telescope anytime. Hehe.

Nice asteroids.

My pants are approaching escape velocity.

Your eyes are brighter than Sirius.

Wanna join the hundred-thousand-mile-high club?

You must be a Magnetar because i feel a strong  magnetism between us.

Care to experience some thrust?

Wanna initiate a docking maneuver?

Hey baby, you caught my Curiosity, mind if i explore you a little?

I’ve never seen stars as beautiful as your eyes.

Do you work for NASA?  Because you’re out of this world.

Of all the planets in all the solar systems in all the galaxies, you had to walk  into mine…

If a star fell every time I thought of you, the sky would be dark at night.

Wanna see how a Pulsar feels like?

Hey baby, mind if i send my probe into your wormhole?

Wanna observe the Big Dipper? Hehe.

Mind if my comet enters your solar system?

Wow you feel like a comet, you are a once in a lifetime experience and I’m glad i didn’t miss it, can i buy you a drink?

Baby, you’re like a white dwarf star, extremely hot but not very bright.

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