Daym girl, are you tryna enhance the capacity of your short term memory? Cause dat ass is chunky!

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Do i have to use deception to get voluntary participation from you? You make me want to revoke my withdraw rights.

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If you’re an axon, i would be your myelin sheath.

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Is your name B.F. Skinner? Because under the right circumstances, you could make me do anything.

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Your body is like psychoanalysis. It’s unbelievably sexual and reminds me of everything that was wrong with my life before we met.

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You must not believe in the language acquisition device – because baby, I’m rendered speechless.

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My brainstem is my second-favorite stem. OR My post-synaptic cleft is my second-favorite cleft.

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Can you cure agorophobia? Because if you were in my house, I’d never want to leave.

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You were diagnosed with narcissistic personality disorder? Honey, that doesn’t count when you’re actually perfect.

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Our relationship is going to be like psychodynamic therapy. I’ll listen to you; you’ll lie on your back. At first you’ll resist me; then I’ll show you that I know you better than you know yourself.

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