You’re causing a rise in my polls.

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Wanna go back to my place and form a coalition?

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Baby I’ll build you a moon base if you let me get to third.

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I’ve got a stimulus package waiting for you in my pants.

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Baby, you are hotter than the flag we’re burning.

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Just because the national debt is going up doesn’t mean I cant go down on you baby.

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I believe in your right to chose me.

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Hey baby I got free contraceptives.

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You can raise more than my taxes!

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I asked Barack Obama if we could get together later, and he said Yes We Can!

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