Pick Up Lines For Guys

After we covered pick up lines for girls, Pickupliness today provides you pick up lines for guys as well which are somehow cheesy and funny that can be used whenever and wherever you find the desired partner for you. Most of these pick up lines for guys are for young people or barely teenagers but we do not prohibit it for grown ups, they may use some of them in their special atmospheres. Enjoy reading it and why not sharing them as the best collection of pick up lines for guys on the entire Internet.

Pick Up Lines For Guys

“You can call me “The Fireman”….mainly because I turn the hoes on.


Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

Allow me to rescue you from your crowd of admirers.
Hey can I follow you home? (“What?”) “Oh sorry my parents just told me to follow my dreams.

Girl we grown and he ain’t gon treat you right, then I ain’t gon treat you wrong.
Do you have a composition notebook? Cause you can come position yourself on my face.

Hi, I am focusing on both body and mind… because I don’t mind your body.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You can be my Cinderella, I’ll even give you a shoe
I have 4 words for you “Hol I Day Inn”.
I lost my pants, do you mind if I wrap your legs around me instead?

Hey I’m looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
They’re called “eyebrows” cus my eyes are browsin your fine ass
Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.

Girl, your really good at this catch and release thing.

Every time I catch my breath around you, you make me lose it again.

Gurl, do you have a shovel in your back pocket?” (No Why?) “Cuz I’m diggin’ that ass!

Is your name Katniss, cuz you’re starting an uprising in MY district.

“Hi, i’m wasted but this condom in my pocket doesn’t have to be.”
Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!
“Hey, are your parents beavers, cuz DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.”

“Hi, i’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?”
“When a penguin finds its mate they stay together for the rest of their lives. Will you be my penguin?”

“I hear you’re good at algebra…..Will you replace my eX without asking Y?”

Damn girl I must be looking for buried treasure, cause I am diggin’ your chest.

Do you want to have my children? No. OK, can we just practice then?

Slow down, sugar, because Im a diabetic!

“I’d like to point out that “beautiful” has U in it. But, ‘quickie’ has U & I together.”

Can I get your picture, I wanna show Santa what I want for Christmas.

I’m an Astronaut and my next mission is to go to URANUS

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Do you work for UPS or Fedex? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

I Have Raisins How Bout a Date

I make more money than you can spend.

Wanna have sex? Breathe for yes, lick your elbow for no.

Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You’re making the other women look really bad.

Are you a dictionary? (Why?) Because you just gave me the definition of Beautiful.

Hey Baby. My underwear is completly stretched out. You know what that means.

I’ll bet getting a date with you is more difficult than a five-finger prostate exam.

Do you handle chickens because you look like you’d be good with cocks

Hey, I lost my gun holester can I use yours?

The only thing I want between our relationship is latex

Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?

The only thing I want between our relationship is latex

Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?

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