I’ll make you dinner. I’ll make you breakfast. But in between, we’ll have to have some dessert. And I’m a physics major.

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Engineers don’t know the first thing about pleasing a woman. Friction alone can’t get the job done.

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How do you feel about group experiments?

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Would a loser be able to recite pi out to 50 decimal places? Huh? Would he? Oh, okay. I’ll leave.

51

Does your skin feel burnt? Because I think you must have just fallen down from heaven, and re-entry would have caused some problems for you.

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Why don’t we measure the coefficient of static friction between you and me.

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Wanna get together and test the spring potential of my mattress ?

54

Hey baby if i supply the voltage and you a little resistance, imagine the current we can make together.

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I’m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.

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In my bed, it’s perpetual motion all night long, baby.

60

Hey, wanna get together like a superposition of 2 waves in phase ?

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Hey, up for some high-energy quantum tunneling tonight ?

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Want to meet up so I can excite your natural frequency ?

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Can I have your significant digits?

81

Did you swallow a magnet? Because you’re attractive.

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Even if there were no gravity on Earth, I’d still fall for you!

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Its not just angular momentum that makes things go around, sometimes its love!

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