Don’t you hate it how the coyote always remains suspended in midair until he looks down? It’s just SO misleading.

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I’m attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun-with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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Two large masses that are close together are supposed to radiate gravitational waves. I think that you’re a big part of that.

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I haven’t gotten laid in 4 years, 3 months, and 12 days, plus-or-minus 2 days. Would you care to check my error bars?

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I love you. Please don’t turn away from me just because I’m a physics major. Oh, okay, I’ll leave.

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Those other guys said that your eyes shine like stars. But can they explain how they shine with equal brightness? Oh, okay. I’ll leave.

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Bartender, bring this fine lady a Scotch and H2O. Hey baby, that’s just my way of saying Scotch and Water. You like?

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Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe. No, it’s alright, I’ll just go over there.

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I saw your empty valence shell from way over there. Did I mention that my nickname is Sodium?

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My friends told me that I should ask you out because you can’t differentiate. Do you need math help?

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