New Pick Up Lines

These new pick up lines are gathered on daily basis by Pickupliness, indeed, this post is updatable in every week or barely month. They are really new pick up lines. Of course, you like them because they new and for the first time you will see them in 2016 or later.

New Pick Up Lines

If you were vanilla ice cream and I was hot caramel, I’d pour myself all over you

If you were a laser you’d be set to stunning.

Are You MacDonalds cause I’m loving it.

You owe me money!! (Why?) because you’ve been living in my heart and not payin rent.

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

The only thing I want between our relationship is latex If you were a car, I’d wax and ride you all over town

You’re so hot you would make the devil sweat.

I’ve just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.

See that girl over there (if yes) she’s likes nails. I sure hope you prefer screws cause I can give you a lot!

If a kiss was a snow flake I would send you a snow storm

Are you todays date because you’re 10/10
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

Did you brush your teeth this morning or do I need to taste them to find out?

Hi, my name is Doug. Backwards, it’s god with a little bit of U wrapped around it.

do you have an extendo ladder? because the first wall you put between us was to high for my regular ladder.

Are you a drummer, because you seem to know the beat of my heart.

Are you a drummer, because you seem to know the beat of my heart.

Do you have a paper towel cause I get dirty looking at you!

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

I wish I were an octopus so I would have 8 hands to touch your butt with.

Are you Cinderella because I can see that dress disappearing at midnight.

Do you work at Starbucks because I like you a latte

If you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple.

Is your name ariel because i think we mermaid for each other.

Your lips look so lonely…. Would they like to meet mine?

If you were a disease you’d be hepatitis bae

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.

No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.

Do you live in a corn field, cause I’m stalking you.

If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.

Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.

There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.

I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.

I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February.

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