That Noor on your face really brings out your eyes.

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Do you work for Al-Qaeda? Because you’ve just abducted my heart.

5

Your father must be Osama Bin Laden, because you’re the BOMB!

5

Are your feet tired? Because you’ve been performing Tawaaf in my mind all day long?

5

Would you like to help me wake up for Fajr?

7

Are you a Shiite? Because when I saw you, I said to myself, “She aiight”.

5

I thought the “Hoor al-Ayn” only lived in Jannah.

7

Do you wanna date? I bought a box full when I went to Madinah.

5

Girl, you are fine. I see praying five times a day has paid off.

6

That’s a nice burka. Can I talk you out of it?

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