That Noor on your face really brings out your eyes.

36

Do you work for Al-Qaeda? Because you’ve just abducted my heart.

38

Your father must be Osama Bin Laden, because you’re the BOMB!

32

Are your feet tired? Because you’ve been performing Tawaaf in my mind all day long?

32

Would you like to help me wake up for Fajr?

34

Are you a Shiite? Because when I saw you, I said to myself, “She aiight”.

35

I thought the “Hoor al-Ayn” only lived in Jannah.

39

Do you wanna date? I bought a box full when I went to Madinah.

34

Girl, you are fine. I see praying five times a day has paid off.

34

That’s a nice burka. Can I talk you out of it?

35

Can I have ur number so I can wake you up for fajr?

29

I know Halal meat does a body good, but damn, how much you been eating ?

30

Would you like to share my prayer-mat?

30

*Looks around girls hijab* “sorry, I was looking for the made in Jannah tag”.

27

You can be the queen of my Hurs any day.

31

Just say out loud – MASHA’ALLAH!

31

I’m not sure of the Nikah process. Can you help me through it?

29

Sister, please ask your mom to invite me for a cup of tea.

34

You are the reason why hijab was mandated.

32

You’re so beautiful, even Hur Al-Ayn would be jealous.

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