The cello is the sexiest instrument: its large, goes between your legs, and vibrates.
I’m gonna make you go up an octave
I want to make you hit a high note.
Can I play with your tremolo arm?
I want to go up and down all your scales.
baby, you’d better lower your pitch, ’cause right now, you’re looking sharp!
I wish you were an augmented 6 chord so you could bring resolution to my raised member.
Baby, you know soprano’s do it on top, but I’d be willing to be an alto for you
Our bitonal tendencies only augment our contrary motions baby
Lets have a tonic and get to your root