The cello is the sexiest instrument: its large, goes between your legs, and vibrates.

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I’m gonna make you go up an octave

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I want to make you hit a high note.

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Can I play with your tremolo arm?

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I want to go up and down all your scales.

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baby, you’d better lower your pitch, ’cause right now, you’re looking sharp!

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I wish you were an augmented 6 chord so you could bring resolution to my raised member.

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Baby, you know soprano’s do it on top, but I’d be willing to be an alto for you

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Our bitonal tendencies only augment our contrary motions baby

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Lets have a tonic and get to your root

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