hey baby, lets make like Common Tones and i’ll Resolve to take you Home
you must be augmented cause my love for you just won’t diminish!
let’s do something romantic cause I’m baroque!
Will your adjust your note and resolve my raised member?
I want to make you tremolo.
Band: “are you french-horny for my trom-boner?”
Hey baby… you know, pianists do it with ten fingers.
I want to rosin your bow.
How many positions can you get into?
The cello is the sexiest instrument: its large, goes between your legs, and vibrates.