Perhaps you and your friend would like to play a trio with me?

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hey baby, lets make like Common Tones and i’ll Resolve to take you Home

8

you must be augmented cause my love for you just won’t diminish!

9

let’s do something romantic cause I’m baroque!

9

Will your adjust your note and resolve my raised member?

9

I want to make you tremolo.

9

Band: “are you french-horny for my trom-boner?”

10

Hey baby… you know, pianists do it with ten fingers.

9

I want to rosin your bow.

10

How many positions can you get into?

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