The cello is the sexiest instrument: its large, goes between your legs, and vibrates.

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I’m gonna make you go up an octave

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I want to make you hit a high note.

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Can I play with your tremolo arm?

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I want to go up and down all your scales.

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baby, you’d better lower your pitch, ’cause right now, you’re looking sharp!

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I wish you were an augmented 6 chord so you could bring resolution to my raised member.

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Baby, you know soprano’s do it on top, but I’d be willing to be an alto for you

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Our bitonal tendencies only augment our contrary motions baby

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Lets have a tonic and get to your root

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Baby when I use my vibrato on your G-string u’ll take your Falsetto an octive higher

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Are you a piano, or a forte?

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It would be great to rallentando floor with you.

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Lets go into the practice room and work on our tonguing, fingering and lip slurs

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I wish I was your flute…then you could press my buttons and blow me all night long

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Middle C is a great note, I’d love to play between your staffs.

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49. Are you a piano, or a forte?

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There is nothing accidental about your body, baby. No sharps, no flats, all curves…

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So, do you prefer lento, andante, or allegro?

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You make me crescendo.

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