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The cello is the sexiest instrument: its large, goes between your legs, and vibrates.
I’m gonna make you go up an octave
I want to make you hit a high note.
Can I play with your tremolo arm?
I want to go up and down all your scales.
baby, you’d better lower your pitch, ’cause right now, you’re looking sharp!
I wish you were an augmented 6 chord so you could bring resolution to my raised member.
Baby, you know soprano’s do it on top, but I’d be willing to be an alto for you
Our bitonal tendencies only augment our contrary motions baby
Lets have a tonic and get to your root
Baby when I use my vibrato on your G-string u’ll take your Falsetto an octive higher
Are you a piano, or a forte?
It would be great to rallentando floor with you.
Lets go into the practice room and work on our tonguing, fingering and lip slurs
I wish I was your flute…then you could press my buttons and blow me all night long
Middle C is a great note, I’d love to play between your staffs.
49. Are you a piano, or a forte?
There is nothing accidental about your body, baby. No sharps, no flats, all curves…
So, do you prefer lento, andante, or allegro?
You make me crescendo.