You had me at cello.

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How about you act like a fermata and let me hold you.

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I’d like to finger your fret board.

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The theme of this movement is love… Let’s develop it…

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Damn girl, you’re looking sharp!

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I’d tap that snare drum.

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I’d love to strum your g-string

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Is that a drumstick, or are you just happy to see me?

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I just lost my job and may be Baroque, but that doesn’t mean I can’t show you a good time.

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How ’bout you call a friend, and we can experiment with triplets

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Perhaps you and your friend would like to play a trio with me?

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hey baby, lets make like Common Tones and i’ll Resolve to take you Home

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you must be augmented cause my love for you just won’t diminish!

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let’s do something romantic cause I’m baroque!

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Will your adjust your note and resolve my raised member?

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I want to make you tremolo.

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Band: “are you french-horny for my trom-boner?”

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Hey baby… you know, pianists do it with ten fingers.

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I want to rosin your bow.

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How many positions can you get into?

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