Hey, baby, I have a special new mute for your f hole.

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Would you like to play my organ?

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How bout you come over here and let me put my damp-it in your f-hole.

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Save a drum, bang a drummer.

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Can we find the counter-point motion on my (your) Grand Staff?

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I may not be Mumford, but do you want to have my sons?

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If you rub lubricant on my (trombone) slide, it moves faster and gets longer, wanna see?

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Let’s make some sweet music together, honey.

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A mouthpiece isn’t the only place I like to put my lips.

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I can make you hit all the high notes!

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