I’m gonna break you down shotgun style.

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Hey girl, you didn’t need to say zero to make me freeze.

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I’d qual on your range any day.

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Two in the head, one all over her chest…

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Wanna help me dishonourably discharge?

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Stand on the yellow footprints and prepare for receiving

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Hey baby, I can’t put you in the Corps but I can put the Corps in you.

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You put my privates at attention!

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Slow is smooth, smooth is fast…..but seriously, your dads a Sgt. Maj., so we gotta hurry this shit up….FAST Team style.

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Let me get those ten digits and ill fire for effect.

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